The Law of Null

When all of this got started there was null. If you’ve been reading this website from the first I called that null a huge dark gymnasium. Figuratively speaking, you may call it that which seems descriptive to you as there are no laws governing how you interpret what I write here. Ain’t that a fancy way of my saying you are welcome to your own opinion?

We’re an odd bunch aren’t we? Anyone who says differently is living their entire life on the toilet. If that sounds odd then welcome to this world, sleepy head. There are laws that govern everything from a pebble at rest to a bird darting through trees and a number of anal men spent a lot of their anal time cataloguing all the anal laws they could muster. Time well spent? Seeing as we can’t do a thing about them without disrupting our universe I would say that all these laws don’t matter if we can’t stop killing each other. What were those anal blokes thinking? Talk about men spending their lives on the toilet!

The wonderful thing about the toilet is that it is probably this worlds greatest invention. What would a pebble at rest do if it had to share what goes in the toilet with what we ate the day before? There go all the so called, “laws of physics,” right. I thought it might be time to get down to basics here as we tend to publicly demonstrate concerning so many unchangeable philosophies.

The best thing about toilets is that they can flush away the acts of the day before. This is more difficult if a person is acting anal about politics. Nothing is right about politics because there is nothing right about us. Imperfection is what we each deal with each and every dadgummed day. In a perfect world, we would still have toilets.

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